Я блин талантлива,че

Hello, my neighbor,
Who you are?
I've never heard a sound from you.
We are so close
We can be friends
But you don't care whatever I do.
I was so young
You were so weak
But years of work
Made us more strong.
And I do think
We can be friends
But I'm afraid
You treat me wrong.
When I was young
I liked your look
Your pair of shoes
Your favorite book.
Now I'm a big girl
I've learnt a lot
About your habits
And style of thoughts.
I can be useful
Trust me, please,
And give a chance to prove devotion.
But you don't even smile to me
Your face doesn't show any emotions.
I want to help you
Make you smile
Make you best friend of mine forever
But you still look the other side
While I keep on loving you so tender.
Hello, my neighbor,
Hello, my Russia
I'm here, please,
Have a look at me.
Please, smile
And be my friend forever.
I'm a small part of you
You are a great part of me.

Вот почему лингвистам задают интересные задания, а нам, международникам, унылое говно?